Note to Self:

Your work uniform is a skin tight leotard, tights, and basically anything that's spandex.

You're in shape. You can bend in ways most people can't.

You look fantastic. SO STOP JUDGING YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND STOP CHECKING THE NUTRITION FACTS FOR CALORIES AND FAT CONTENT! ahem.

Basically I've come a across my first pair of pants that I can't quite squeeze into and had a meltdown and decided it meant that I needed to lose weight. I've since realized I am 120 pounds, and I'm in terrific shape and always will be with my wonderful job.

Please ignore the old hair in the photo.